From Palmdale to Turkey to Seoul, South Korea. Follow James' wacky adventures teaching English, eating strange animals and trying to find a clean bathroom.
The Colonel 1 and I both readily admit to having the ability to take out 10 5-year-olds apiece, although we prefer grappling with black midget hos. We await your return to America, and request your correspondence regarding post from December blog.
Mine says I can take on 28. I'd imagine that has something to do with my height...since it's like I'm in any better shape then you and Lord knows neither of us have any morality nor objection to slamming a kid to the ground or using them as a weapon.
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The Colonel 1 and I both readily admit to having the ability to take out 10 5-year-olds apiece, although we prefer grappling with black midget hos. We await your return to America, and request your correspondence regarding post from December blog.
Mine says I can take on 28. I'd imagine that has something to do with my height...since it's like I'm in any better shape then you and Lord knows neither of us have any morality nor objection to slamming a kid to the ground or using them as a weapon.
Ah, morals. The vice of the weak.
Colonel - I emailed you. Did you get it? Check your spam folder.
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